Dirty Little Secret is a weekly meme hosted by Under the Covers. Every Thursday they get to know other bloggers and readers more intimately by asking them a question hoping to reveal their dirty little secrets.
This weeks question?
"If you could shape shift into anything, what would it be?"
This is a hard one because there are so many great bad ass animals. I think I would turn into a bird (something common). Even though I wouldn't be able the hurt a bad guy I would be great at spying (who would suspect the cute bird in the tree is listening in) and of course, I could FLY! Last but not least I can poop on my ex's heads and their cars...oh heck, lets go for the whole shabang, I'll poop on their new gf's too :)